Molten Vole

Raise your glass
Furiously aloft
into the void over your head
Here's a toast to
All the people
Consuming red

I cannot tell
Exactly which way I'm facing
But I can feel my humility fading

Step right up
It's to time to test your strength against
Crates and crates and crates kids
Don't be shy
Try some wine
On the count of three
Unburden your vessels with me

I cannot tell
Exactly which way I'm facing
But I can feel my humility fading

If you look at me you will find that I
Have two hands on my face

Am I drinking red wine or is this blood?
I'm not too sure, but if I was to decide
I would conclude that it is grapey