Molten Vole

Chicken guts in the hairdryer
I can't believe that there's
Chicken guts in the hairdryer
Now they're in my hair

I switched it on
Then I was bathed
In dripping entrails
I'm not sure how there could be all these innards of so many chickens in this appliance that I traditionally use to make my hair less wet after I've washed it yet there's

Chicken guts in the hairdryer
I can't believe that there's
Chicken guts in the hairdryer
Now they're in my hair